Archive for August, 2006

My ass is hungry

Sunday, August 6th, 2006

Last night was a blast. Adam was in town and I got to meet Tricky’s new woman. We started the night off at Seth’s and then headed to Olde Towne Tavern. It was surprisingly dead, which is very unusual for a Saturday night. Anyways, we got some food and several pitchers of PBR, one of which the waitress decided to serve in my lap. And even though I now had a soggy crotch (to match Michelle’s soggy ass but that’s another story) I wasn’t too upset. It was much more fun to watch the poor girl squirm and apologize for dumping a pitcher in my lap. Wellll that AND she had really big boobs.

After pounding our beers at OTT, we headed to Bushwaller’s for some Guinness. As soon as we get there, some rat bastard ordered a round of shots and things took off from there. I wandered around a bit and did the camera thing. I’m so pissed I forgot to turn off the date stamp. I hate those things. So I’m standing at the bar and ordering some drinks when I feel someone’s fingers in the crack of my ass. I turn around and some married chick is pulling on my shorts. I then found out something I never knew. Apparently my ass is hungry, because it was eating my shorts. So I thanked her for her services (which she performed twice more that night) and took some more pics. Enjoy

Is it Friday yet?

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

I can see right now this is going to be one loooong friggin week. I’m bored shitless already. I’m definitely looking forward to this weekend. So far the plan is to meet up with Tricky & Al on Saturday at Seth’s and put a dent in his brand new half keg of Kolsch. Then once we’re properly pre-flighted, head into downtown Frederick for some fun and get some site content.

I’m sure you’ve noticed the Google ads. I feel like such a corporate whore, but every lil bit helps. Allegedly the ads are supposed to be relevant to my site content, but all I see is Rehab stuff. Maybe I should add some keywords like necrophilia, bondage and clown porn to see what they come up with. LOL With my luck, the filters at work will pick up on this post and ban me from my own site.