Drunk In Frederick

Man was I FUBAR last night and I’m payin dearly for it today. One of the things I like about Champions is the mix of people. Last night kind of reminded me of that Toby Keith song I Love This Bar. All sorts of people were there. Hell, there was even a biker birthday party going. It was kind of funny to watch everyone in the bar give those guys plenty of space. The night wore on and we were gettin ready to head back to Seth’s when I ran into some guys from work. It all went downhill from there. I’m sure I’m gonna catch plenty of shit for not heading back to Seth’s like I was supposed to. One of the waitresses asked me to delete a pic I took of some woman’s cleavage. When I asked why, she said it was her mom. I about fell over laughing. I don’t even remember taking some of these pictures. I do remember Amy & Cathy. God damn do I love those two. Smokin hot and super friendly. I hope they come out for Oktoberfest on Sunday.

Oh yea, I almost forgot. Mosier, you are a picture whore! Welcome back, fucker!

Yea, I know I’m late on this update too. I’m a lazy fuck. Anyways, we headed down to College Park to watch our Terps whoop up on Middle Tennessee. The Sethmeister wasn’t able to make it due to something he ate which caused anal leakage. The weather was perfect and we spent the day boozing and eating. Both of which, Tricky and myself should probably cut back on. Apparently our asses have become as dense as a neutron star, because we both managed to crush the chairs we were using. Thankfully I was the one with the camera when Tricky’s chair bit the big one and not the other way around. Al’s woman, Michelle, had never been to a tailgate before. She’s not a big sports fan, but she seemed to enjoy herself. Hopefully we can snag the same spot this weekend. It was a nice high traffic area for those with bladder control issues. Got to meet some interesting people rushing to the woods to pee. The campus police seem to be unsually citation happy this year. We saw quite a few people get hit for underage consumption. And not one of them, from what I could see, were being the least bit rowdy or out of control. The cops really should save those nastly lil pieces of paper for people who are acting like assholes.

I hope the Terps can recover from the assraping West Virginia gave us and bounce back againt Florida International. Seeya at the game on Saturday!

The new girl from work, Erin, suggested we try out her local watering hole. A little place called Jonathan’s on the corner of Baltimore and Rt 28. Definately an interesting place. There was some crazy Aboriginal guy hanging out front who likes to shake hands and hug. Maybe he was upset over the Croc Hunter taking the eternal dirt nap. Who knows. This was definately a local’s place, but I felt welcome all the same. They served beers in BIG beer mugs, so I was happy. Sean the bartender was cool. If you’re ever in there, he’ll treat ya right. We didn’t get to drink for too long because the pussy government of Montgomery County has an early last call. Rat bastards! We hung out for a lil while outside and talked shit. Evidently I’m Asian cause I like to take pictures. Me luv you long time, Erin!