Drunk In Frederick

Tricky, Seth and I decided to hit the Wild Goose Brewery tour. If you ever get the chance, its one of life’s moral imperatives to take this tour. The people at Wild Goose are really cool and the beer is friggin amazing. I made the mistake of not eating before I went. So I got a lil fubar and started humping things during the tour. It’s not a pretty sight, but then again pretty was never an adjective used to describe me. After the tour, Tricky and I had a severe hankering for Taco Bell. 6 Chalupas later I passed out on Tricky’s couch for a bit. I finally made it home and passed out again. Fortunately I woke up in time to catch the last of the Maryland/Florida State game. I’ve included some pix from a previous brewery tour where I was a bit more capable of taking some decent pictures. Enjoy.

It was an early morning for me. I drug my sorry ass out of bed before dawn so I could get to College Park in time to snag our preferred tailgating spot. After a brief run in with a slightly agitated speed enforcement official, I finally made it there by 6AM and set up. It was friggin cold that morning, but Tricky and Seth showed up with a few cases of liquid heat to help with the chill. I smoked up some chicken and pork and we ate like the pigs we are. By the time the game rolled around, we decided we were too fat and lazy to schlepp across campus to the stadium. So we listened to Maryland whoop up on North Carolina on the radio. I’m glad we decided to stay put, because we got a nice lil show from Maryland Girl and her boyfriend dryhumping on the hood of his car. Once they were done with their frottage, I invited them over for some beers and food. They were pretty funny. Don’t forget MG, I’m bringing the turtle beads to the Miami game!

Pictures to follow when I get home from work and up them.

I added some pictures that Tricky took that day. Check out the BBQ pig. That guy Eric knows his shit. I’ve included his card. So if you need some BBQ, you can’t go wrong with this guy.

Pwned by a model rocket.

Balls to the head. What a dumbass.