Like so many of us, I made a New Year’s Eve resolution. I was going to try and not get butt rude wasted until St. Patrick’s Day. Well I failed miserably. I got invited to go out and celebrate the combined birthdays of my friends Carrie and Kaitlyn. The plan was to meet at the Blue Fin (the old Mrs. O’Leary’s) around 11pm. I was gonna make an appearance, socialize and head home. Well that plan went to shit.
I started getting drunk calls from Keith around 7pm, wanting me to come get him and go out early. After a couple more harassing calls, I relented and picked his drunk ass up. We got there around 9:30 and started the night off with back to back Jagerbombs and Irish Car Bombs. It pretty much went downhill from there. I vaguely remember talking to a lil hottie named Cheyenne (pink shirt) and I think she said she worked at Night Shift in Baltimore. By the time Carrie and Kaitlyn for there I was seriously lit and Keith was completely wasted. The fucker kept hitting me and trying to pick a fight. Carolyn and Chris both bailed on the night. It’s prolly a good thing for them they did, cause it was just ugly. YOU BOTH STILL SUCK FOR NOT SHOWING THOUGH. Anyways, we got asked to leave by the manager. Can’t say as I blame him.
I took Keith home and left him in his front yard. So I’m cruising along and as I’m passing Jug Bridge Seafood, I noticed the lil bar below it is open. I didn’t really feel like going home so I decided to check the place out. The people were friendly and the bartender was a sweetie. A few more Guinness and Jamesons later, it was last call and I had to call it a night.
On the way home my drunk munchies got the better of me and my car magically pulled into the Sheetz parking lot. While I was waiting on my super cheesey nachos and chili, I started talking to people. Most were friendly. One dude told me to fuck off. LOL I was so Chinese eyed at this point, I just didn’t care.
I’m not sure what time I got home. All I know is I woke up with a massive headache and nacho cheese was stuck in my goatee. Jesus I’m a friggin mess…
