Drunk In Frederick

Pix will be up soon. I’m having some technical difficulties.

Blurry night. Fights are bad. Danger Barbie is yummy. Stephanie, email me please.

Jason and I got a late start. Little did I know this would be a foreshadowing of things to come. We finally got our asses to the Shady Grove Metro station and sat on the train for 20 mins before it finally left the station. Then the damn thing stops at Friendship Heights and they tell us to get off the train because its going out of service. WTF. While we were waiting at the station, we met up with Yana and Mike. We decided fuck the Metro and to get a cab. Now normaly you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a cab, but not today. Nooooo. We finally managed to get one and get to RFK around 3:30. Thank god for the free beer. I needed it badly. Shamrockfest was a blast. Lots of fun drunkies. Met up with Maggie and her roommate. Boy oh boy was she hammered. LOL Most noteworthy highlite of the day was Yana kissing the drunk blonde in the slutty outfit.

So we decided to give the Metro another shot for the ride home. Got to Metro Center and the trains were delayed. I swear those douchebags could fuck up a wet dream. By this time I had to piss so bad my back teeth were floating. So I said fuck it and was gonna piss in the park. No sooner do I get started when they start yelling we got a cab. Grrrr. So we pay the $110 assraping for the cab back to Shady Grove. I’m pretty sure I pissed Yana off on the cab ride back, even though she wouldn’t admit it. So I spent the car ride back to Frederick appropriately smooching her ass.

So now we’re back in Frederick and I’m seriously hammered. All this damn weight I’ve lost has severely worked against me in the imbibing department. Yana had to work at Mirage that night, so we parted ways and Jason and I went to Firestones for their St. Patrick’s Day Pre-game Party. After a few too many stouts, we headed to Mirage to get some food. From Mirage on to Old Towne where i broke my damned camera by dropping it. We ended the night with a run on Griff’s and the Canal bar. By that point, I was totally FUBAR and don’t recall too much. All and all a successful day of drinking.

Future Note To Self: Don’t give Yana the camera. She likes to take pictures of guys asses and moobies.

Pics will be up tomorrow, once I’m done abusing myself tonight.